OOC:

leaving this up in case anyone wants to get in touch or whatnot, though my personal’s on the..side…

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post:…
Buddy smuddy, buddy of yer brotha is a home slice up ta a point. No fist shit or whatever thats fer sure. ……Some people smang some weird ass shit in this world. [mock sigh]

Oh, well Tesla was technically some sort of brother to him. Species-wise. He refrained from arguing that, but his nose wrinkled as he was unable to follow all that slang stuff.

"Smang?"

Why he didn’t just brush this guy off was a mystery. He was by far, one of the most difficult to understand since getting stuck in this shithole.

▀ (1) Anonymous asked, "Means you go and become part of Alice's dysfunctional family !!!! ~"
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Don’t wanna be part’ve that.

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: So do yer…
Ohhhhh one’a THEM huh. Least yer buddy didn’t marry no donkey’s dookiehole or anythin’. Marryin’ pie is bout th’boarderline. Or maybe booze… Good point.

He ain’t my buddy. He’s Nnoitra’s buddy.

Don’t follow what you’re sayin’ again. Some shit about marryin’ food? The hell’d you come from?

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: So do yer Smurf ancestors got hidden treasure or some shit, like blue hairy cooki- wait no that’s elves. Pots of pot at th’end of th’rainbow? Jew go- oh nevermind. Smart gettin’ a cat smurf ta guard their treasure till th’chosen one was born or some shit, I guess. Can’t tell ya what we gingers got, pretty sure it’s jus’ kool-aid or drugs.
Dog shit? That don’t sound too interestin’. Woulda been better off with cookies or weed. Or both. In harmony. An where th’fuck is that dawgs draws, then? This establishment sucks balls more an more if thats IT.

Are ya askin’ me where the dog went? I don’t give a shit, but last I saw it went somewhere with Tesla an’ I haven’t seen either’ve ‘em since. For all I know they went n’got hitched.

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That’d be an improvement from Nnoitra, so hiI’m not gonna say anythin’.

▀ (2) kinkyeyepatchshit asked, "So do yer Smurf ancestors got hidden treasure or some shit, like blue hairy cooki- wait no that's elves. Pots of pot at th'end of th'rainbow? Jew go- oh nevermind. Smart gettin' a cat smurf ta guard their treasure till th'chosen one was born or some shit, I guess. Can't tell ya what we gingers got, pretty sure it's jus' kool-aid or drugs."
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I don’t know what the fuck you’re talkin’ about, but there ain’t any fuckin’ cats here. Just a dog or somethin’, but I don’t know where he is anymore.

Wasn’t even a dog as much as a dipshit runnin’ around naked.

Anonymous asked, "You should become Alice's new Catman!~~"
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The fuck’s that supposed’ta mean?

"Eating of cocks"

alice-the-chain:

tamagoyakihime:

down-with-the-city:

Well, that’s a new way of describing a blow job.

“…its a long story, trust me.”  There is method to her madness.

Not those cocks again. Alice suddenly remembered what would happen to her is she ate a cock. NO MORE MEAT.